Quick update of the stuff that's been going down in the last week.
The Tassie 'Tards have pretty much destroyed the myth that was once Serpentine, showing that even two headed fat blokes with webbed feet can get up it.
Dougal, Grug and CJ have all jumped aboard the sendage train in the past week or so. Of note this was Grug's first 29, having done Monkey Puzzle 28 only days before, his first 28. Only today Grug fell at the top of Cobwebs 28 at Araps, while Dougal sucked on his sore tips, after a session with Rage 29. No doubt both will go down faster than a bitch on heat.
Deano aka 'the Cleaner', not to be left out has become the weakest human since Joey O's heyday to tick anything harder than a box on a dole form, piecing together Monkey Puzzle. Nice one brother.
In other news - Team America have left our sunny shores to find solace with their own kind. Their trip report will be sent in soon - If Wetnuts ever learns how to use a computer.
A few quality routes were done by Mikey and Dave including Fabios Route, Nomads and Duel Fuel. Katie the "angry dwarf" even put in a cameo appearance at the local bouldering comp, although under the guise of Suzie Maroni....it didn't work, people started to pull copies of Pilgrimage from their bags for her to autograph. Put off for only a minute, KB did put in performance to outweigh her small stature....at the afterparty, rocking a sweet fur vest and leopard print fedora.
A-Team News - Not much happening really. We competed at the boulder comp last weekend, some good results had. Better next time for sure. Pleb is about a 4 hour drive and 30 mins walk from sending Serpentine. She's then off to sunny Europe to learn what real hardship is all about. If you see her over there (easily spotted from all the gear she carries for everyone) slap her about a bit, she likes it. Philby off to Taipan central.....again for Serpentine - Fuck whats with this route, is it because someone's gear and jug rope are always on it at the moment? Al's stuck at home this weekend, busy week in the office. And me, well I'm going send big this weekend.....yeah ......you heard me. First off, Wild Orchids at Muline
Watch this space for news of team sends and videos.
Fat People. What's up with that? - Grosey
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